On a roll in the car, summarized:
„So if I am really unsuccessful at this career (long story), I guess I’ll have to live in your basement or sell a kidney. Is that even a thing, can you sell organs? Ah, on the black market. Though if you are Barbie and you go to the black market to sell a kidney maybe you first press ‘change background’ – a black market is too depressive, so you make it a pink market. I mean you are Barbie, you are selling a kidney with rhinestones. „
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